Lyrics
Secret Agent Girl.
Doug Millaway 2024
She worked for the CIA
Danced with the Russian ballet
Ate lunch in a French cafe
But she looked like the neighbor girl across the way.
She was privy to the secret game
Had notes on everybody's name
Stole secrets but had no shame
Quickly hacked into the target's mainframe
She knows something you don't know
Reports daily on the status quo
Number one mystery in the whole wide world
Secret Agent Girl
She left her Minnesota town
Never even made a sound
Headed for a big showdown
And she looked like a princess in her evening gown
Followed you with her eyes
Separates truth from the lies
Her words cut through just like knives
She even jumps out of planes and skydives
She knows something you don't know
Reports daily on the status quo
Number one mystery in the whole wide world
Secret Agent Girl
She once took a bullet for the prez
Extracted a big boat from the Suez
Infiltrated the Iraqi rebs
But she always does what the Good Book says
She was privy to the secret life
Had notes on everybody's price
Stole secrets but never thought twice
Knew what was going on in Liar's Dice
She knows something you don't know
Reports daily on the status quo
Number one mystery in the whole wide world
Secret Agent Girl