Lyrics

Verse 1

Roll those dice and hope for the best

Things are looking kind of bleak

I'm forever losing my favorite paddle

When I'm heading up shit's creek.

Playing Yahtzee with the Rainman

I don't even stand a chance

I cry in my beer every night

While he does a victory dance

Pre-chorus

If I didn't have bad luck

I'd have no luck at all

If you ever need a disaster

Just give me a call.

Chorus

Cause I'm a black cat on the sidewalk

I'm that mirror you just dropped

Take a walk under my ladder.

Your winning streak just stopped

Verse 2

Invite me to your card game

If your budget needs a boost

I'll deal myself an ace-high straight

But I'll still manage to lose.

Whenever we play monopoly

You get Boardwalk and I get jail.

When I try my hand at Gin Rummy

It's nothing but one big fail.

Pre-chorus

If I didn't have bad luck

I'd have no luck at all

If you ever need a disaster

Just give me a call.

Chorus

Cause I'm a black cat on the sidewalk

I'm that mirror you just dropped

Take a walk under my ladder.

Your winning streak just stopped

Cause I'm a black cat on the sidewalk

I'm that mirror you just dropped

Take a walk under my ladder.

Your winning streak just stopped